Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and the Needles of Doom

Lyda here. Too much stuff going on right now. We will not speak of taxes or health or money or weather or anything serious. “We hereby interupt the regularly scheduled whining.”

We must play today.

Let’s ask Marin to designate every April 15th as an official Lick The Pig Day for all Brainless Twelvehood members.

Therefore, I hereby present the following for your enjoyment:

The Random Weirdness of Human Fun

1. And what better way to start than finding out my Zombie Survival Quotient?

“You might have lost a member of your party, but you come out unharmed. You held out long enough for the military to come and rescue you. Even though the government will take credit for it, you and your party did most of the work.”

Oh yeah! Ya’ll are glad you know me now, huh?!

We haven’t talked about zombies in much too long. Must see a zombie movie this weekend while I work on the quilt some more.

Let us not speak of teeny tiny squares either.

2. That site is nerdy fun. How about a quiz on my Weird IQ? 
 

3. Here are some fun doorstops. My favorite is the wicked witch. Of course.

4. If you have been wondering along with George Carlin where all the blue food is… Wonder no more. The Irish have it.

I guess that’s where Luke’s aunt shopped.

5. Brainless Twelvehood Fix: We finally have the answer to “How long is average?” Seven-point-three. That’s what he said.  But one to two is too short. That’s what she said.

6. And here’s another answer for you: What do they wear under those kilts?

It’s tough bringing ya’ll this important information, but I will soldier on.

Yes, I said “soldier”.

7. “What about the Twinkie?”

If your personal quest for knowledge includes important scientific discovery, I direct you to The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project webpage. Be sure to click all the links to discover the amazing truth about this tasty and versatile treat.

“Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?” 

“Twinkies and wine? Oh, that’s real class, Jan.”

8. ZOMBIES INVADE THE WHITE HOUSE!

Oh, ya’ll already knew that…

9. And now you can have your very own zombie army. You can beat them into an attacking frenzy. (Bad Puns R Us.)  If they get out of control, maybe you can distract them by feeding them this (would’ve been a great entry for Marin’s Black Valentine contest).

Note: Pollyanna assumes no responsibility for any brains consumed by this or any other zombie army.

10. And I have searched the globe… uh, the Cosmic Innernetting to bring you:

A FLYING PIG FOR ALL SEASONS!

Note, beginning and ending the post with Pig Licking! Awesome, dude!