Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and the Needles of Doom


Pollyanna Tries to Be Succinct
July 5, 2008, 8:00 am
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Lyda here. I’m ridiculously excited - I’ve been tagged!! (Summary: Easily excited. Menz, take note.) Thanks, Marin!

Rules: You must answer the questions using only one word. Then tag four others.

1. Where is your cell phone? Non-existent
2. Your significant other? Anticipated
3. Your hair? Unruly
4. Your mother? Remembered
5. Your father? Ditto
6. Your favorite thing? Silliness
7. Your dream last night? Censored
8 Your favorite drink? Margarita
9. Your dream/goal? Home
10. The room you’re in? Living
11. Your hobby? Quilting
12. Your fear? Overwhelming
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Colorado
14. What you’re not? Mainstream
15. Muffins? Meh
16. One of your wish list items? Spa
17. Where you grew up? Everywhere
18. The last thing you did? Yawned
19. What are you wearing? Impertinent!
20. Favorite gadget? TV
21. Your pets? Crazy
22. Your computer? Gift
23. Your mood? Erratic
24. Missing someone? Absolutely
25. Your car? Dirty
26. Something you’re not wearing? Well
27. Favorite store? Fabric
28. Like someone? Wishing…
29. Your favorite color? Purple
30. When is the last time you laughed? Today
31. Last time you cried? Yesterday

One word! Ya’ll can imagine how hard this was for me!

Also, note answer to question 13 - the Campaign is working! The Campaign to Move Lyda to Colorado, that is. Anna-Liza has been working on this since… well, pretty much since she moved to Colorado. There are many enthusiastic supporters these days.

Since it isn’t considered sporting to tag my blog partner, I tag:

Jane
Red
Kelly
KarenM/Mintlatte

Tag - You’re it!!



Pollyanna and the Popularity of Pigs
July 4, 2008, 11:30 am
Filed under: Around the Blogiverse, Weirdness | Tags: ,

Lyda here.

It’s happening. Just as she planned. The movement is growing.

Yesterday someone found our blog by searching for “licking pig”.

Here are some really wee ones. Heh. I said “wee”.

Pig licking - it’s the new black.



Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine, Virtual Shopper

Lyda here. Today is Random Virtual Shopping Day!

Just because I can.

Wandering around the blogiverse, I came across a link to this blog - thanks, Marin! - which lead me to this shopping site.

I know a few people who really need these Gothic Drink Charms:

Gothic Macabre Drink Charms

or maybe the Dia de los Muertos set.  And then there are my friends who need the black cat set, or the witches set. Although some people might prefer the Greek Muse drink charms. Or one of the Alice in Wonderland sets like this one, or the Wizard of Oz set, or…

She also has buttons and magnets - in case you are a mostly solitary wino like me   a tea totaller - and cards and jewelry. And awesome original artwork. Maybe it’s just as well someone beat me to this.

And speaking of shopping for skulls… Here’s some for your desktop. Feel free to add a coworker’s skull to the collection, of course. And here’s a shirt for Mondays (also appropriate for April 15th).

And what would virtual shopping be without zombies? No fun, that’s what! You can have your very own zombie friend to play video games with, just like Shaun.

And while you’re at it, get your own sonic screwdriver, just like the Doctor’s. Although a Tardis ice bucket would also come in handy, especially if you’re using those wine charms a lot.

And ya’ll probably need a Dalek bottle opener (scroll down, it’s there).

Of course, the day after all that drinking, you might need to wear this.

I’m just a Smeghead, what can I say?



Pollyanna and the Wonders of the Cosmic Innernetting

Lyda here. Maybe I’m too involved with the blogiverse. With the people whose blogs I read. Frank, for example.

Maybe it’s weird, how much I care about Frank, considering that I’ve never met him in person. I read his blog almost every day, and I post comments, and we’ve talked a bit via email. I know that I don’t really know him, but I do know that he is talented, funny, kind, and a fabulous dad. And while I cannot really know what he’s going through, and I cannot bring him chicken soup or offer to babysit Oliver for him, I do think that leaving him a cheerful comment might help right now. Why don’t you leave him an upbeat comment too? Hey, couldn’t hurt.

The Cosmic Innernetting is like that. It creates a community of people who may never meet in person. 

Technology sometimes drives us apart - keeps us in our separate little cell-phone/drive-through/369-cable-channels/chat-room bubbles. Sometimes it insulates us from each other. We hear on the radio that x number of people were killed in an earthquake, or y number of people lost their homes in a fire - and it is just numbers. We have instant information - but there is too much to digest.

But technology can also pull us together. Human beings float in space above our planet - and we can watch. Soldiers hold their children tight before heading off to war - and we can weep over the pictures and then write our representatives in Congress.  A fiber artist finishes a sweater, or a quilt, or a sock - and we cheer with them. Fiber artist = anyone who creates something with yarn or fabric or fiber. Yes, I’m looking at you.

On our blogs, we tell each other about books, projects, ideas, problems, hopes, disasters. We write about obsessions and pleasures and pitfalls. With our rants and musings and silliness, we share part of ourselves.

We start to feel as if we know the person who wrote that.

In a way, we do. Sometimes we even become friends, because of the Cosmic Innernetting. There is more than one person for me to visit in Colorado now. Shiny!

In another way, we don’t. I’ve read all of Crazy Aunt Purl’s blog, and I read the book, and I even met her in person. It doesn’t mean that I know Laurie, any more than I know Terry Pratchett or Eric Idle. A writer’s work, an artist’s work, may be a glimpse into the person behind the work, but it is a distorted glimpse.

This partial imperfect connection is part of the joy and the danger of the Cosmic Innernetting. Finding someone who shares your obsessions? Awesome. Imagining a deep personal friendship where there is none? Not fabulous.

Take your zombie-loving Pollyanna here. I don’t tell ya’ll everything. I hold some things back because they are dark or embarrassing or just plain boring. That’s right. My life is even more boring than you think it is. Scary, kids.

Sometimes I email Anna-Liza to ask, “Should I post this? Is this too raw? Is this too personal?” Sometimes I write a post and it sits there as a draft for a week or a month or… well, I have one I wrote in April that is still sitting there.

And I edit things. A lot. I try to make myself sound funny, profound, together - or at least semi-coherent. I try to keep the whining to a minimum, which unfortunately I don’t always do in real life. I know, I don’t always do it on the blog either. Sorry about that.

All in the hope that ya’ll will read it in an idle moment and smile.

Not such a bad motive at that.

And while I do not know Jane, or Red, or Kelly, or KarenM, in “real life” - Marin, I’m pleased to say, I do know in real life  - I know enough to want to.

And I know enough to care about Frank.

Maybe that’s not so bad after all.



Pollyanna is a Bitch

Lyda here. And yes, I am a bitch.

Canine version, that is.
What dog breed are you? I'm a Labrador Retriever! Find out at Dogster.com
Your family is what makes you tick, and you never “flea” from an opportunity to hang out with the whole gang. A family picnic complete with hot dogs, deviled eggs and a refreshing swim in the lake is hard for you to stray from. Your sparky temperament and dogged intelligence mean you are not only a blast to hang out with, but great to work with as well. Your close pals appreciate your patience and forgiveness, knowing you’d rather let sleeping dogs lie than dwell on the mishaps of the past. Your dashing good looks may one day lead to a modelling career, if only you can tame the unfortunate clumsiness that sometimes causes you to go flailing from the catwalk.

I found this quiz link on The Dust Bunnies Will Wait. See, ya’ll? Leave a comment, I’ll read your blog and link to it. Not that I’m obsessed with the blogiverse or anything… hrumph.

And speaking of knit blog - which I belive this is - ya’ll have to check out this post. Looks like it was made for Martha Graham, doesn’t it?

And how deep was the snow the winter this person knit this??

But this one makes me laugh. Yukon, ho!! Also, I direct your twelvenesses to her use of the phrase “pattern porn”. Yes, “twelvenesses” is a word. Yes, it is too. Oh, hush.

And ya’ll might get a chuckle from this, over at Susan the Shepherd’s blog for Martha’s Vineyard Fiber Farm. A great place to get your RDA of adorable fiber animal pictures. See? More fiber on the hoof - and dogs too.

AND IN TODAY’S ZOMBIE NEWS:

Zombie catepillars! Weird science… Lucky we have If You Were a Zombie.com to keep us up on this important news. Be sure to check out their line of zombie e-cards and check the blog for more. 

And finally, a candidate my Zombie Army can really get behind… shuffle behind, of course:

Zombie Lincoln for President!



Pollyanna Strikes Gold

Lyda here.

Well, Jose Cuervo gold, anyway. And Attack by Thong gold. And dead cow gold - what would you turn the dead cow into? Weird and funny. Good blog reading.

In other news - it’s officially summer! I celebrated Midsummer - also known as Litha and the Summer Solstice and a lot of other things - Saturday by sweltering in the record-breaking heat  enjoying the warmth of the sun. Mostly sitting on the couch, watching TV, doing a bit of reading, taking a nap (hey, napping is a traditional Midsummer activity!). I ran a few errands in the morning - recycling center, library, gas station (gasp!) - and stopped by the grocery store for some fruit and juice. And diet soda - hey, don’t judge. It was so hot, I didn’t really want anything but fruit.

Oh.

And Ben & Jerry’s Cherry GarciaEdible gold!

I watched “Fright Night” (1985) with Roddy McDowell - he was awesome, doing a parody of horror movies and yet playing the role full out. It’s terrific to see a great actor having fun like this. Actor gold!  No zombies in this movie, just vampires, but good none the less. Funny, too. And the 80s hair! Heh. Here’s the trailer. And here’s a video tribute.  On the Pollyanna scale, I give it one brain out of 5 for violence and gore, and a full 5 brains out of 5 for good horror fun (mostly because of Roddy McDowell). And now of course, I’ll have to see the sequel…

Ice cream and a horror movie. Now that’s a celebration.

“I absolutely adore movies. Even bad ones. I don’t like pretentious ones, but a good bad movie, you must admit, is great.” - Roddy McDowell

I totally agree.



Pollyanna and the Humping Zombie Madness

Lyda here. Yeah, I thought that post title would get ya’ll to read. It made the Zombie Army laugh. At least, I think that was laughter…

Okay, join me in some hump day madness, won’t you? #6 & #10 are from my own demented mind.

1.) First, check out Best. Meme. Ever. at Faith’s blog. She’s got links to the origin of this awesome meme. Funny stuff!

I would draw a zombie saying: “Must… have… internet… traditionsssssssssss….”  But I can’t figure out how to get it into the post. So just imagine, okay?

2.) What could be better for a hump day than killing zombies? And other free games to while away the endless afternoon…

And in Zombie News from around the globe:

3.) If I were in Atlanta, I would go see this zombie musical.

4.) While we were knitting in public, the zombies were taking over Australia. But politely. Look out, it’s the Dunny Brush of Doom!

5.) Hey, why not both at once? Next June 14th: the Zombie Knitter Uprising!

6.) The big problem with being a zombie knitter?

Yeah.

Blood on the yarn.

7.) Here’s a video tribute to zombies and the people who kill them. How many of these movies have you seen? Warning: Graphic violence.

8.) Check out Otto, a gay zombie looking for love. And flesh. Not necessarily in that order. Warning: This movie trailer is explicit and gory; definitely NOT suitable for work.

Ya’ll thought I was kidding about the humping part?

9.) For a more intellectual approach to zombies, read this. Or this - Warning! plot spoilers for “The Happening”.

10.) Why does it take zombie knitters longer to finish a project?

Wait for it…

 Zombie knitters drop their balls.



Pollyanna In Videos

Lyda here.

Check out the game from Linda / knitche’s post here. I couldn’t figure it out on Flickr. Maybe the lack of sleep.

Then I thought I’d just Google the images, but because of the copyright thing, I decided… better not.

So I’ve used YouTube videos instead.

WARNING: The sound varies a lot on these videos - some are really loud, some are quieter. Ya’ll may have to keep your hand on the volume control as you open each one. And a couple have adult language, but I’ve marked those. Don’t want anyone to get in trouble at work, ya know.

Not that ya’ll are reading this at work at all. Oh no. That would never happen… But I digress…

The Twisted Game

1 - Type your answer to each of the questions below into YouTube Search.
2 - Pick a video.
3 - Link it to your answer.

The Questions:

1. What is your first name? Lyda (Adult Language warning!) And yes, I am a four-wheel off-road vehicle. I think the song particularly suits this time in my life…

What is your quest? Oh wait, digressing again…

2. What is your favorite food? Chocolate cake These guys are funny! And ya’ll know I love their name.

3. What high school did you go to? Richard King That song came out when I was in high school (yes, I am ancient, ya’ll show some respect) - and pretty much describes my high school experience.

4. What is your favorite color? Purple. “Help me.”

5. Who is your celebrity crush? Harrison Ford! But is he grumpy? (Adult Language warning!)  Jackie ChanBut is he nuts?  Wait, I’ve got it:

ERIC IDLE!!  Larger than frogs, indeed. That’s what she said.

6. Favorite drink? Diet Dr. Pepper. Note the BEEFCAKE. Do I know what ya’ll like or what?

7. Dream vacation? Maui. I’ll feel right at home.

8. Favorite dessert? CAKE!! Eddie Izzard - I bet ya’ll can’t watch just one.

9. What you want to be when you grow up? Writer. It’s all their fault. Artist. Not that kind of artist… 

Wait, I’m already a writer and an artist.

I know what I want to be: RICH! Half-naked pirates! I know what ya’ll like.

10. What do you love most in life? My son, the Resident Sith Master.

Bonus Star Wars video: That’s what she said!

11. One Word to describe you. Weird. If you don’t like Weird Al, how about this? That’s what I thought.

12. Your blog name. Pollyanna. Check out the stunt sheep about a minute & a half in…

Well, shoot. Now I want to watch the whole movie…



Pollyanna Does the Hump Day Boogie, Now with Extra Random Weirdness

Lyda here. We need a Random Weirdness post, because it’s Wednesday, and because it’s June… 

“…June, June, June,   Just because it’s June!   June!   June!” 

Sorry about that. The theater geekiness never goes away; it just morphs into sudden bursts of song for no apparent reason. And other weird digressions…

Before we get to today’s Random Weirdness, a few blogiverse items:

1.) Most importantly, go over to Frank’s blog and post a comment that’s funny / cheerful / supportive. A joke, a link to a silly site. We love you, Frank! Get well!

2.) As your reward, go over to Crazy Aunt Purl and enter the contest to win a stack of books from Laurie! How generous I am to tell ya’ll about this, as I’ve entered the contest myself (she had me at “free books”). Now ya’ll know how much Pollyanna loves ya.

3.) So ya’ll can plan ahead: Saturday, June 14th is World Wide Knit In Public Day. That link is the official site; you can find a KIP near you, or host a KIP - even a virtual KIP. Ya’ll, I can’t take credit for knowing about this in advance this year - I read about it here on diknit’s blog.

Post a comment and tell us where you will be knitting in public!

And let us know if ya’ll want us to host a Hermit’s Virtual KIP here at Pollyanna’s. Virtual sweet tea, virtual cake, and the Zombie Army! Awesome! Actually, Anna-Liza will probably be KIP for real, so I might be on my own on this one.

Okay, on to the Random Weirdness:

1.) Toy Vault makes Princess Bride toys - every girl’s dream, a Dread Pirate Roberts of her very own! They make Monty Python stuff : Tim the Enchanter hats! The Black Knight, with detachable limbs! And for the final touch for Marin’s desk - a Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth stapler! Here’s where to buy their stuff.  No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

2.) Zombie cats!

3.) Actually EFFECTIVE tech support! Heh.

4.) How do you know you’ve had enough to drink? Now.

5.) Among recent searches that lead people to our blog, there was the usual: “Bruce Willis”, “heathers”, variations on “pollyanna” and “rainbow”.

There was the slightly unusual: “zombie movies domesticated”  - what, they don’t like wild zombies??

And there was the uber cool: “cosmic”. I love that you can find us by searching for “cosmic”. That’s how cool the Pollyannas are, ya’ll!

6.) And finally, does someone want to explain it to this guy? Anyone? Anyone?



Pollyanna Has Never Blundered That Badly

Lyda here. Been busily applying for jobs and otherwise working on The List (see, Anna-Liza, I am working on it).

But I just had to share this Black Knight graph.

And of course, this:

 song chart memes
more graph humor and song chart memes

“The Princess Bride!”  I need to watch it again very soon!

Have fun storming the castle!