Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and the Needles of Doom


Pollyanna and the Great Kitchen Purge
June 15, 2008, 8:12 am
Filed under: Cooking, Family, Spirit, Weirdness | Tags: , , , , , ,

Lyda here. I spent most of Friday going through every cabinet in my kitchen, tossing the junk and gathering things for Saturday’s garage sale. Some of it actually sold, too.

My question for clearing out the kitchen stuff: Do I use it or love it? If the answer was no, out it went.

I also went through the food, vitamins, and on. I had quite a collection of vitamins that I kept telling myself I needed to take. They all expired a couple of years ago. Into the trash. What a waste. What a relief. And I got a whole shelf clear. We now take chewable multivitamins anyway. Easier than swallowing all those huge pills, and we actually take them. 

Did you know that baking powder has an expiration date? Mine expired three years ago. Into the trash. Big bag of bread flour - bought years ago; made one loaf of bread. Tossed. Whole wheat flour - ditto. Expired spices? Tossed.  I guess I haven’t been doing a lot of baking…

I was appalled at the waste. I hereby resolve to buy small amounts of things instead of the big ole economy bag. It’s not an economy if most of it sits on the shelf for five years and then goes in the trash.

I had tons of cheap plastic cookie cutters, which we did use when my son was little. But now? Not so much. To the garage sale. But I kept the metal ones I inherited from my mom, and the other special ones. Hey, I could bake again. It could happen!

I had ten vases - I counted. Who needs ten vases? Perhaps an opera diva, or a femme fatale like Marin. Not a woman whose cat pulls a bouquet apart in ten minutes. The Dread Cat Tommy likes to eat flowers. And then we get the throwing up bit. So charming.  Out went most of the vases. I kept a few, because hope springs eternal…

I had a nice glass serving plate with an Xmas tree on it. I’ve used it three times. Out it went. It didn’t sell at the garage sale, either. I hope someone is thrilled to find it at Goodwill.

But I kept the cut-glass pickle dish my grandmother gave me when I moved into my first apartment. “Everyone needs a pickle dish, honey.”

And later in the day, I broke the small plate I was using as a soap dish in the bathroom. I grabbed the pickle dish and put the soap in it. Works perfectly, and makes me smile.

Useful and beautiful.

Shiny.



Pollyanna and the Totally Random Weirdness of Hump Day

Lyda here. It’s Hump Day - time for a Random Weirdness post. Today it’s:

TOTALLY RANDOM WEIRDNESS

1.) Drunken weirdness: Dude. This is not the way to get more fiber.

2.) Lone Star weirdness: This one’s for all us Texans.

3.) Blue weirdness: They are making a live action Smurf movie. Really. Why??? Fifty years, and there’s still only one female. Her dance card must be full… if ya’ll know what I mean…

4.) Historical weirdness: Check out this modern Trojan Horse  from “The Chaser” - these guys are crazy, but in a very funny way.

5.) Deadly weirdness: The Grim Reaper looks for work. Another gem from “The Chaser”. The Resident Sith Master and I spent at least an hour watching videos from “The Chaser.”  This Pollyanna will go to any lengths to bring ya’ll the weirdness.

6.) Food weirdness: Want melon? Got $6000? So many jokes, the mind boggles…

Also: This is probably not where you want to go on a first date. I’m just saying…

7.) Work weirdness: With competition like this, I should have a job in no time, right?

8.) Shopping weirdness: Because everyone needs their own remote-control zombie. And a R2D2 pepper mill. To go with our new salt pigs. Lick the salty pig! Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

And we all need a duct tape purse. And skull and crossbones ice cubes. Arr, maties!

9.) Weird pig fun: Check out this smart pig. Feel the piggie love! Hint: Do not google “pig love” at work. But that video link is safe for work and kids. Trust Pollyanna.

10.) And finally, because Mom would have loved it:cat
more cat pictures



Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine: Butter Nutrition Expert
March 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Filed under: Cooking, Food & Drink | Tags: , , ,

Anna-Liza here, killing my family slowly with my cooking …

Example: the dinner I made for us last night. On the plus side, I did use the George Foreman Grill for the steaks, which I’d marinated in garlic and worcestershire sauce beforehand. And I did include brussels sprouts.

The down side starts with the butter and pepper added to the brussels sprouts. (My philosophy is that there isn’t a cooked vegetable in the world that doesn’t benefit from a liberal application of melted butter and a judicious application of pepper. Some of them need salt, some don’t.) The mushrooms were sauteed … in about a quarter cup of butter. And the mashed potatoes. Yeah. More butter, and heavy cream and sour cream. (And dill. Hey, it’s green, and it’s leafy, right?)

I had a beer with mine. New Belgium Brewery’s “Trippel“, to be exact.

Yum. And I didn’t have to lick (or kiss) a single pig. I wonder how much time off my life I’m losing for that meal, exactly? But really, a longer life without butter? What kind of a life would that be?



Pollyanna Has Her Cake and Eats it Too

Lyda here. Guess what I did this weekend?

Yup. Made another devil’s food cake with chocolate icing and sugar sprinkles (orange and black sugar this time, ’cause I live Halloween all year round).

And I ate cake. A lot.

Heh. I think my Gluttony score went up. CAKE!

I did do virtuous stuff like laundry and dishes and such and I did eat veggies and protein and other non-cake items. And Thai food. Yum. Oh, I’m digressing.But mostly, I worked my Sloth mojo. I watched TV, I played on Ravelry (PAAANTTSSS!). I even took a long nap on Sunday with opera singing going on in the background (made for interesting dreams of interesting men. Different kind of yum.) The Dread Cat Tommy definitely enjoys my Sloth days as he can nap on my legs for hours. And he did.

I went to the library and got more quilting books for inspiration, and I’ve already finished with all three of them. None exciting enough to share with ya’ll. Mediocre books - I read them so you don’t have to!

I went to JoAnn’s and bought myself some wonderful fabric. It wasn’t that expensive. No, really. I got some fat quarters on sale,  and I only got 1/2 yard of some other fabric, and a yard only of two or three other fabrics, and most of the fabric I bought was discounted. Not an extravagance at all. I need this fabric. Really. Ya’ll understand.

FIBER!

I’m planning a (small) quilt wallhanging for the hallway, and a few other (small) things. I have more than enough fabric for these projects now. Which means I’ll have some fabric left for other stuff. I can have my fabric and play with it too!

I cast on for another scarf, which will be similar to the scarf for GAAE brother. Really similar. Would you believe, exact copy? Same yarn, because I have a skein of each color left. Maybe it will be for another brother. Wouldn’t want the other three to develop scarf envy.

I’m too excited about my quilt project to start a more complicated knitting project. Or maybe I’m just chicken.

chicken-suit.jpg

Bwak!

I watched a Tom Hanks movie - Road to Perdition (2002) - very good. I love Tom Hanks. He does an amazing job in a difficult role. Cast includes Paul Newman (who was fabulous - he and Tom Hanks had some great scenes together) and Tyler Hoechlin as Tom’s son. He was 13 when they made the movie; he won several awards for his part. To judge from this movie, he could be an actor to watch. Sad and somewhat disturbing movie, with violence (blood but no gore). Despite the fact that the protagonist is a boy, this movie is definitely for grown-ups only.

I kind of watched a kind of dumb movie called “Last Exit” (1996, made for TV) - one of those things you get sucked into as you are flipping past infomercials, and end up watching even though you know you’ll hate yourself in the morning.

And by “you” I mean “me.” As Marin would say. Although she would say it in a footnote. I copy and paste her footnotes into Word, so I don’t have to scroll up and down her blog so much which makes me lose my place. Oh, my, look at the digressing. Lucky for me, digressing is not a deadly sin. 

Anyway… this definitely had the flavor of ”dumb movie of the week, why the hell am I watching this, there must be something better on, let’s flip around again, shit there isn’t anything better.” Not worth it.

I watched the ending of the Saturday night monster movie - upcoming this Saturday, “The Invisible Man” with Claude Rains, shiny! But I digress again - which was another of the endless supply of old mummy movies - I’m not sure but I think it was “The Mummy’s Curse.” Heh, I just typed “mummu” into Wikepedia by mistake and got this. Good to know, good to know. Oh, the digressions I’ve digressed!

And I realized something.

Mummies are just zombies from Egypt. They don’t eat brains because their wrappings are in the way, and anyway their stomachs are probably in a jar somewhere.

But they’re slow, they moan, they kill people… ZOMBIES!

And all this time, I’ve been judging mummies by their cover.

I like them better now that I think of them as zombies.

But that doesn’t mean they can have any of my cake.



Pollyanna Takes the Cake
March 6, 2008, 5:09 pm
Filed under: Cooking, Culture - pop & other, Food & Drink, Weirdness, Whining | Tags: ,

Lyda here.

Do ya’ll think it’s significant that the only dream I remember from last night involved cake?

In real life (not in the dream) I made a devil’s food cake, with chocolate icing and purple sugar sprinkled on top, for the Resident Sith Master’s birthday. I made the cake on Sunday, and we have been happily munching on its sweet sinfulness ever since.

Well, obviously not every minute of “ever since.” A piece of cake here, a piece of cake there… ya’ll know. I try to control myself.

Yes, this is me controlling myself. Yes, I know, if this is control, ya’ll would hate to see me let myself go. Hush up. Ya’ll are makin’ me digress.

Last night, I had a reasonable size - I said hush up - piece of cake after dinner. (In real life, not the dream.) Then I put the bowl over the cake again to keep it fresh. I don’t have one of those cake stand thingies with the lid, so I just flip my big purple plastic bowl (with black bats on it - a happy post-Halloween-sale acquisition… but I digress) upside down and put it over the cake plate. Keeps the cake fresh, and out of sight. Not that I can forget there’s chocolate cake in the house. Even when I’m not actually in the house. Oh, wait, digressing again…

There was a good one-fourth or even one-third of the cake left when I went to bed.

I swear.

Last night (in the dream, not in real life), I dreamed that I took the lid off the cake and there was only a very very thin slice left. Supermodel thin, even.

Now, ya’ll, even in my sleep, I know the birthday person gets to eat the last piece of birthday cake. I knew I had to leave the thin slice of cake for RSM.

So no cake for me. I was very sad, and more than a bit angry. Stupid lack of cake.

And then I woke up.

What do you think it means?

And yes, I woke up craving chocolate cake, and no, I didn’t have any but yes, I did check the cake this morning before I left the house.  There is still plenty of cake left. Plus, I have another cake mix and another can of frosting and I can just make another cake my own damn self if I want. Plus I have the wherewithal to acquire more cake makings. I’m an adult with my own car and my own money. I could have chocolate cake with every meal every day for the rest of my life if I wanted to.

I could LIVE on chocolate cake and diet soda, and no one could stop me. Bwahahahaha!

Oh, sorry, got carried away there. End digression.

My question to my very wise BFF and our very wise readers is:

What is my subconscious trying to tell me with the metaphor of the paper-thin slice of cake that I can’t eat?

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope. (And by “Obi Wan Kenobi” I mean “ya’ll.”)

And also, can ya’ll believe I can write this much about cake? I bet you can. Cake cake cake.

Stop talking about the cake!*

* A Saturday Night Live  Lily Tomlin quote for my sister. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t read the blog, and who can blame her when there are posts about nothing but CAKE, but anyway… that joke’s for you, sis.



Pollyanna and the Goo of Doom: a Christmas Story
December 29, 2007, 10:44 pm
Filed under: Colorado, Cooking, Family & Friends, Knitting | Tags: ,

Hey kids, Anna-Liza here.

We had a pretty mellow, easy Christmas this year. Having essentially a four-day weekend to celebrate had a lot to do with that!

We spent Saturday the 22nd at Darlin’ K’s aunt and uncle’s house–that was our big family celebration. We had a little difficulty getting up their driveway, as the snow had iced over in the shady spots and it’s a steep climb, but one of the cousins came down the hill and got us and we did not drop our car over the edge, so it was all good. I spent a little time showing AuntE and one of K’s cousins the fine art of needle felting. Cousin made a candy cane ornament and a couple of multicolored balls, but AuntE tried a more ambitious first project–a felted bowl and/or baby hat. It was made of some roving I’d Kool-Aid™ dyed last year. I think it turned out pretty nicely.

We had a lot of fun, just hanging out, eating, playing games. When we were leaving, I remarked to Darlin’ K that it had been the way family Christmases are supposed to be! But I have to say, I have been remarkably blessed in my family–very little in the way of family politics. We’re eccentric, not dysfunctional.

Sunday brought a visit to Darlin’ K’s grandmother, who is a darling and who made me feel welcome to the family very early in our dating. After spending the afternoon with her (and having some of her really excellent pumpkin pie), we took the kids to Casa Bonita.

I’ve managed to avoid never been to Casa Bonita in the nineteen years I’ve lived in Denverish. However, how many restaurants are there in the world that have been featured on South Park? We knew the kids would love it, and they’d been very, very good at their great-Grandma’s house, so off we went.

The kids did love it, and I had a pretty good time, too. We watched a magic show, a puppet show, some corny (and brief) melodrama, and the cliff divers. They got candy from a piñata, and Mr. B talked to Santa. (Mr. R preferred to check out Black Bart’s Cave, but decided halfway through that it was too scary).

I will say this–people talk about how bad the food is, but one cannot truly comprehend it until one has tasted it. I am no food snob–I eat at Dairy Queen® for goodness’ sake–but OMG that was the worst Mexican food I’ve had in my entire life. I am including the school cafeteria food of my childhood. Ewwww. Next time (and, knowing my kids, there will be a next time), I’ll pick something with less sauce. This is the first ”Goo of Doom” referred to in the title of this post. ’Nuf said.

The second “Goo of Doom” (Two! Two Goos of Doom! Ha ha ha ha! cue thunder) refers to my utterly failed attempts at candy making over the holiday weekend. I have traditionally made divinity at this time of year. It’s a fairly tricky kind of candy to make even in ideal conditions, and making candy at altitude has … interesting … complications, mainly due to the fact that things boil at lower temperatures here, and sugar syrups don’t always react predictably.

I tried twice, I failed twice. Both times I ended up with a large bowl of vanilla-walnut goo that refused to stiffen into actual divinity. Zombie Son had particularly requested divinity this year, and the goo tasted good (if intensely sweet), so I presented him with a plastic container of goo, and told him he could eat it with a spoon. I recommended he not eat it all at once, however. The second bowl of goo is in my kitchen as we speak, and I’ve had a few spoonfuls here and there. One spoonful makes a full dessert, so it will probably go in the trash before I get through it. Anyone out there want a tub of goo?

I did get my Christmas knitting done, but I forgot to get a picture before I gave it away! No fear, it was a set of fingerless mitts for Zombie Son, and I’m sure he won’t mind bringing them back so I can take a picture reasonably soon. I need one for my Ravelry notebook, as well as here.

I based them on the Irish Hiking Wrist Warmers, by Delia Rau. I altered her pattern in several ways. First, I knit them in the round to the thumb slit, then knit flat (still on DPNs) for the length of the slit, then joined in the round again for the finish. I made the ribbed portion a fair bit longer, and I made the ribbing between cables a 2p x 3k rib rather than 2×2. I also added a thumb gusset by picking up 24 stitches around the thumb slit and starting with 2×2 rib, then decreasing gradually to 1×1, then binding off. They’re ambidextrous (as is the original pattern), but they’ll give Zombie Son more warmth than the original when he’s out there gunning for bad guys–or good guys, depending on what game they’re playing–when he plays Airsoft. (He was recently voted “most fun player”).

edited to add: I should mention that I got the extremely snuggly yarn, Elsebeth Lavold Classic AL in Forest, at Sylvia’s House of Fuzzy Crack (aka Posh: A Yarn Boutique). If you follow the link before January 5th, you’ll notice that Sylvia’s having a big ol’ sale on January 5th through 7th–time to spend the Christmas money!

The weather has been sort of non-cooperative as far as getting out and doing stuff. We’ve had lows of around, well, zero, which is about 20 degrees below normal for this time of year. Tomorrow is supposed to hit 40°F for a high, which is quite a respite from the absolute ass-freezing we’ve been getting for several weeks now. As a result, we didn’t go anywhere on Christmas Day itself–we stayed in and stayed in our pajamas, watched the kids open their gifts, and enjoyed the company of Zombie Son and some friends who came over with their kids for a while. (Knitting Sprite had a packed day between her dad and her boyfriend’s parents, so she didn’t make it on the day. Not a problem–we’ll get together soon).

So once again, Joyful Midwinter Holidays to you, and what are you thinking of doing for New Year’s? Darlin’ K may or may not have a firespinning gig, so we’re still not sure of our plans. I suspect they will involve staying up late at home with the kids, but I don’t want to make you jealous of my exciting, exotic social life!



Pollyanna Cooks! And No Smoke Alarms Are Triggered
November 23, 2007, 12:32 pm
Filed under: Colorado, Cooking, Family & Friends, Food & Drink, Knitting

Hey, Anna-Liza here.

Finally. (Sorry, Lyda. I’ll try not to do that again. But I think I’ve said that before, haven’t I?)

Okay, so yesterday was Thanksgiving. I have a whole meditative post in my head about all that we have to be grateful for, but I haven’t actually written it yet, so that’s something you can be grateful for, anyway. But I don’t promise I won’t sneak a little in. (If you think you have nothing to be grateful for, go whine in a corner. I have no patience for you).

First, for those of you who live elsewhere (Lyda), here’s a taste of Rocky Mountain fall weather. Monday this week we had highs in the 70s (Fahrenheit, in case anyone outside the U.S. ever reads this), sunny and warm. Tuesday was in the 50s and dropping. It snowed (3 or 4 inches) Tuesday night and continued into Wednesday, with highs in the 20s. Or teens. Our office closed early (3 p.m.) which was very nice as we didn’t have to drive home on frozen roads. It had stopped snowing by then, but was very, very cold. Thanksgiving Day had highs in the 20s again, and it should break above freezing tomorrow.

Next week, who knows? It might be up in the 60s again, it might snow, it might be sunny but freezing. Ah, November in Colorado.

We had a very mellow Thanksgiving, my favorite kind. We drove nowhere, and the Knitting Sprite and her boyfriend were our only visitors. Her boyfriend went to his folks’ place first for dinner, then came and hung out with us for a while, so it was just the Knitting Sprite most of the day. We did do a little knitting, and talked about it more, but we were cooking mostly. She was working on a pretty basketweave stitch scarf, and I am literally an inch and a half away from finishing my cabled socks. See the cuff in the photo? That now looks like the other sock, minus the decreases for the toe.

Cabled sock and cuff

I did a traditional turkey dinner with trimmings–mashed potatoes, baked garnet yams, in-the-bird stuffing, casseroled stuffing (is that when it becomes dressing? Hm.), green-bean casserole (yes, with the cream of mushroom soup and the french-fried onions), lots and lots of gravy, and KSprite’s contribution was stir-fried kale with shallots. Okay, so not down-to-the minutiae traditional, but as traditional as we get.

Baked yams? Oh yeah, baby. Get the garnet yams, scrub them, poke holes in them with a fork, put ‘em on a cookie sheet and bake with the turkey for the last hour or so. The cookie sheet is because they tend to leak juice a bit. Yummy, and no marshmallows are harmed in the making of this dish.

I roasted the turkey breast-side down and then (with Darlin’ K’s help) turned it over onto its back for the last hour of cooking. I did stuff it (against the recommendation of the linked recipe) with my traditional stuffing which includes pecans. The upside-down roasting keeps the breast meat from drying out while getting the dark meat cooked enough. Turning it over means the breast skin gets browned.

The first time I cooked it this way, I tried turning it over myself.  I ended up dropping it, and it slid back and tipped the oven rack up, then ended up down in the bottom of the oven at the very back, with all the drippings spilled everywhere, and smoke you would not believe! And it wasn’t done cooking yet, so I couldn’t turn off the oven (unless I wanted to throw away a fourteen pound turkey with stuffing and have PBJ for the main Thanksgiving dish). We opened the doors and windows and prayed all our neighbors were visiting relatives. No fire trucks showed up, so it was okay. And the turkey tasted fine. The gravy was only okay, since I didn’t have much in the way of drippings to use for it.

This year went much better. And the moral of the story is, roasting turkeys are both hot and slippery, so get help when you want to turn them over.

Non-traditional turkey roasting and yam-baking aside, I’m very traditional when it comes to dessert. Pumpkin pie, back-of-the-can recipe, with real whipped cream from my mixing bowl, not a spray can. You can keep your pumpkin cheesecake, pumpkin chiffon pie, and all that artsy-fartsy mess. And I’ll eat Cool Whip™ when it’s served me, but I won’t have it in my house. (Have you read the ingredients? Geez).

This year, the kids and Darlin’ K did the pies on Wednesday night. I laid out the crust for them, DK did most of the ingredient-adding, and the boys did the stirring. Mr. R. cracked and added the eggs without mishap. They both enjoyed destroying “pumpkin island” in the last stages of mixing. They had a good time, I got to go to knit night, and the pies turned out great! 

(Note that I did not say I “made” the crust. My crust is pretty much not quite as good as Pillsbury’s, so I save myself the time and mess and get it from the refrigerated case at my grocer’s. What? Cool Whip™ is a completely different thing. And whipping cream is nothing like the job of making pie crust or from-scratch cream of mushroom soup. Shut up).

When it was time for dessert, all I had to do was whip the cream. I add a little vanilla to mine, and whip it ’til it’s good and stiff (I know what you’re thinking, stop it. We’re talking about Thanksgiving here). That way, any leftovers will keep in the fridge overnight and still be good and stiff (stop it, I said!), maybe even for two days. If you’re wimpy about your whipping, the cream will revert to runny status fairly quickly.

I’ll be blatant with the gratitude rather than sneaking it in. Feel free to skip if you want (you ungrateful beast).

My Beloved Creator, I thank You for my family, my friends (in particular Lyda, my long-term BFF and partner in crime–please make her healing process easy and fast), my home and my neighborhood, my lovely new job, knitting and books, my beautiful life in general, the awareness that I have much to be grateful for even when life isn’t much fun, and the fact that I didn’t set anything on fire or burn out my hand mixer when I made Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh, and wine. The Carneros Fleur Pinot Noir (2006) was especially good. I’ll have to get that again.



Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and Summer Eating
August 17, 2007, 7:23 pm
Filed under: Cooking, Food & Drink | Tags: ,

Hi, Anna-Liza here. 

So Mr. B has his first day of first grade on Monday, which feels like the end of summer (but it’s really not). So that leads me to thinking about summer, my favorite season most of the time. (I like not having to put on layers to go outside … and the fact that Darlin’ K walks around without a shirt at home).

Lyda has admitted to her domestic goddessness with the cleaning–and her baking’s not at all shabby. Me, I like a very clean orderly house, and when I have enough money to pay someone to keep it that way, I may have it. As it is, it falls apart too fast for me to put cleaning at the top of my priority list. I’m a results cleaner, not a process one.

I’m pretty much a results cook, too. I don’t get the primal satisfaction from the process of cooking that I do from knitting or beadwork or … a lot of other crafts. I’m not a Chef, not even really a Cook*, I’m just a pretty good everyday cook with a few really good dishes and a lot of pretty good to okay dishes in my repertoire. That said, the few really good ones are, well, really good. And I specialize in the “looks really special but very simple to make” kind of thing. So I’m going to share a little. ‘Cause that’s just how I roll.

Just to get things started, here’s an essay on that very special Southern beverage, sweet tea.

I am married to a Yankee (western variety, not so obnoxious) who dislikes sweet tea. And caffeine. So I’ve come up with my own iced tea recipe that is decaf, still very refreshing, and of course I can sweeten up my own glass if I want. Which I do, with stevia rather than sugar. Practically blasphemous, I know! But it works very well and doesn’t spike my blood sugar! Or add extra calories.

Anna-Liza’s Healthy Decaf Iced Tea

You’ll need four teabags of decaf green tea and four teabags of a good mint tea. I use Celestial Seasonings’ “Decaf Green Tea” and “Mint Magic“, usually. Boil water, pour over teabags in 2 quart pitcher, let steep by wandering off and forgetting about it for at least half an hour (my usual method) or about 10 minutes, whichever you prefer. Scoop out the teabags with a slotted spoon, cover the pitcher and chill in the fridge. 

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Of course, we’re in August and heat and humidity (okay, not so much with the humidity here, I guess, but there’s been enough lately to get condensation on my iced tea glass), and a nice cold supper sounds nice, doesn’t it? Here’s one of my favorite summertime meals–it doesn’t seem to matter how big a batch I make, it’s gone in a few days. Or one.

Anna-Liza’s Favorite Chicken Salad 

  • Chicken thighs, cooked (thighs taste better)
  • Mayonnaise
  • Blueberries
  • Pecans
  • Celery, sliced
  • Tarragon (fresh if you can get it, dried will do)
  • Black pepper
  • Salt (just a tad)

Combine tarragon and black pepper with mayonnaise, let sit for a while while you cut up the chicken thighs and celery. Cut up the chicken, slice the celery, dump them in the big bowl with the mayo. Add pecans, stir it up good, add blueberries, stir more gently. Taste, add more pepper and/or mayo if necessary. I don’t add very much salt, but sometimes it’s needed. Chill for an hour or more, serve on romaine lettuce leaves, on a sandwich, or just scooped into bowls. Maybe have some sliced bread and olive oil, or some rice crackers and goat cheese for a side.

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And, here’s my favorite way of serving trout, which isn’t strictly summertime (no seasonal produce required), but I tend to serve it more in warm weather. One of those dishes that impresses more than the effort level really warrants … which is always a good thing, in my book!

Anna-Liza’s Sesame-Ginger Trout

  • Trout fillets, or whole trout (I prefer whole with the head cut off, butterflied, skin on)
  • Sesame-Ginger Sauce (my favorite is by Ginger People)
  • Olive Oil
  • Flour

Cut the heads of the fish if you need to. Dredge it with flour (not too much), set aside. Heat frying pan with olive oil, add fish. Cook on both sides on medium heat until flour has started to brown a bit. Pour sesame-ginger sauce over the fish, cook some more on lowish heat until sauce starts to thicken.

Serve with julienned green beans with toasted almonds and brown rice, or green salad and white rice.

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 And, just as a teaser for what’s coming …

Anna-Liza’s Favorite Fall Green Salad

  • Mixed greens
  • Goat cheese (plain or smoked, not herb or peppered)
  • Dried sweetened cranberries
  • Shelled walnuts–halves or pieces
  • Balsamic vinegar dressing

Prepare the greens in whatever way you prefer. Add the walnuts and dried cranberries. Chop up the goat cheese into about-nickel-sized pieces (this is the biggest hassle in this recipe) and add to the mix. Serve with balsamic vinegar dressing. Great as a side dish to turkey!

Oh, and don’t bother with the juice-sweetened cranberries–they’re still too sour. I doubt the amount of sugar in the good ones is going to cause too much damage.

*(in homage to AntiM) Did I ever tell you about the time I was roasting a turkey and managed to tip it off the roasting pan into the back of the oven, and all the grease spilled? And the smoke was pouring so thickly out of the kitchen door I was afraid the neighbors would call the fire department? No? Oh. Well, nevermind.