Pollyanna and the Humping Zombie Madness

Lyda here. Yeah, I thought that post title would get ya’ll to read. It made the Zombie Army laugh. At least, I think that was laughter…

Okay, join me in some hump day madness, won’t you? #6 & #10 are from my own demented mind.

1.) First, check out Best. Meme. Ever. at Faith’s blog. She’s got links to the origin of this awesome meme. Funny stuff!

I would draw a zombie saying: “Must… have… internet… traditionsssssssssss….”  But I can’t figure out how to get it into the post. So just imagine, okay?

2.) What could be better for a hump day than killing zombies? And other free games to while away the endless afternoon…

And in Zombie News from around the globe:

3.) If I were in Atlanta, I would go see this zombie musical.

4.) While we were knitting in public, the zombies were taking over Australia. But politely. Look out, it’s the Dunny Brush of Doom!

5.) Hey, why not both at once? Next June 14th: the Zombie Knitter Uprising!

6.) The big problem with being a zombie knitter?

Yeah.

Blood on the yarn.

7.) Here’s a video tribute to zombies and the people who kill them. How many of these movies have you seen? Warning: Graphic violence.

8.) Check out Otto, a gay zombie looking for love. And flesh. Not necessarily in that order. Warning: This movie trailer is explicit and gory; definitely NOT suitable for work.

Ya’ll thought I was kidding about the humping part?

9.) For a more intellectual approach to zombies, read this. Or thisWarning! plot spoilers for “The Happening”.

10.) Why does it take zombie knitters longer to finish a project?

Wait for it…

 Zombie knitters drop their balls.

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5 thoughts on “Pollyanna and the Humping Zombie Madness

  1. Pingback: Pollyanna Laughs to Keep from Cryin’ « Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and the Needles of Doom

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