Lyda here. Usually the Random Weirdness comes on Wednesdays, but I couldn’t wait this time.
There are things we all need: Food. Water. Shelter. Love.
There are things we want: Cake. Margueritas. A house on the beach. A hot man….
Heh. Made you look.
And then, there are things we really really don’t want. Ever.
Guess which one this post is about?
Yup. Let’s see what’s behind Door Number 3.
The Weirdest Gift Ideas Ever
4.) Gross egg separator.
5.) Gag toilet paper .
6.) Creepy Marie Osmond Elvis doll. *shudder*
8.) Splat pig. Just. So. Wrong.
10.) Banana guard. Because one’s banana can never be too safe. And it’s plastic, so unlike your banana, it will be on the planet forever.
Want more? Here’s “Weird for Sale” – a whole blog dedicated to the weird stuff you can buy. That’s where I found the banana guard.
No matter how weird I think the world has become, it’s always…