Pollyanna and the Weirdness of Halloween

Lyda here. Well, it’s the middle of September. High time to be getting ready for Halloween.

Ya’ll knew this was coming, didn’t you?

The Weirdness of Halloween – 2008 Edition

The first of many? Could be. Scary, kids!

1.) Europe’s last executed “witch” has been cleared – about damn time.

She turned me into a newt.”

2.) It makes me happy that one can give delicious brains and intestines to children.

And pirate candy, Arrr, maties! They’ve got lots of pirate stuff.

And Blood Balls. Hey, I know what ya’ll are thinking.

Me too.

Twelve!

3.) I think I found the important part of my costume: the brain hat.

They have decor too. Although I think it’s weird that they have a picture of Marin‘s front door… or is it Red‘s?

4.) Hurry – it’s time to order your zombie hot sauce. Really. Click the link.

5.) And start creating your haunted house now. Here are some tips – 13, of course.

6.) This is very disturbing. Some of my Zombie Army aspires to pose for this magazine. Warning: That site contains some nudity and very weird pictures. I chose a link that doesn’t have nudity, or at least didn’t when I linked it, but still – this is not for work, kids, or anyone with delicate sensibilities… or good taste.

But at least all of the corpses are over 18.

7.) Join Lost Zombies. They can help you prepare for the zombie attacks that inevitably come on Halloween – when the zombies can blend in with the costumed living.

To help you fool the zombies into thinking you are one of them. I recommend the zombie restroom sign t-shirt.

8.) To get in the Halloween mood, what could be better than a horror movie marathon? Attend ScreamFestLA or your local equivalent.

9.) Or rent some classic horror movies. A whole post of suggestions coming soon.

10.) Why not invite some friends over to share the scary stuff?

Which reminds me. As the Fearless Leader of the Orange County CA Chapter of the Zombie Prom Date Knitters, I really need to have a Halloween zombie party, don’t I?

Ya’ll are all invited. Bring alcohol. And cake. And a hot man for me, please.

If you live too far away to come to my party (stupid Pointy Mountains!)  have your own. Ask your guests to bring their favorite Halloween-themed snack.

Ya’ll know what the Zombie Army recommends: BRAIIIINSSSS…

If you don’t have any friends, you can have some of mine. And their victims  food  fans.

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4 thoughts on “Pollyanna and the Weirdness of Halloween

  1. lyda Post author

    Nothing wrong with giggling on Halloween. Besides, a giggle can be scary – Peter Lorre in “Dracula” for example, was very creepy when he giggled…

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