And then I found 100 Trillion Haiku. Which generates a new random haiku every time you click. To wit:
apple trees bragging hard choir
bloating cloud sobbing
exalts, hissing fish
I swear those two just came out one after another. Heh.
Plus I love the randomness, of course.
And there is a link to this Poetic Table of the Elements. Check out the odes to your favorite elements, like these to Krypton – or add your own. This is right down Gorgeous and Available Engineer brother’s alley.
All this inspired me to write another haiku: