Lyda here. Okay, I’m joking about the “eternally damned” but I have to do something to pull ya’ll away from Marin’s Shakespearean pig sex. Yes, really. Go see. Then come back. Please.
Today’s questions have included:
- What do you mean it’s not Friday yet??
- Why is Pollyanna getting Russian spam?
- Is someone in Moscow getting California spam? Or Colorado spam?
- Is Russian spam a Slavic pork product?
- Do you get Russian spam in the frozen food section?
- Does Russian spam go well with borscht and vodka?
- Does Russian spam come with one of those little furry hats?
- Did my friend buy me a little furry hat when he was in Moscow?
- Could I felt myself a little furry hat with The Dread Cat Tommy’s fur?
- What do you mean it’s not Friday yet?
I considered showing ya’ll the Russian spam, but I don’t trust Babel Fish enough.
I wouldn’t want to be a purveyer of Russian spam porn.
That would give a whole different flavor to our pig-licking.