A decree came down from management that we cannot celebrate Halloween in the office any more. Apparently Halloween is not politically correct.
Geez, lighten up, people.
I’d cast a turning-them-into-bats spell, but I suspect that’s not PC either.
Anyway, I could not dress up as a zombie this year, but I’m not taking the little green witch off my desk.
In other news, I’m considering writing a country song titled “I’m turning blue from missing you, or maybe it’s because of my new jeans.”